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Mmmm gop twitter race

Guess who’s seeing Tim Meadows tonight at the Fitzgerald >this guy< picture will come later

“It’s like the before and after prom, and then John Dai.” Mr. Kempe Meoteorology

It’s sad when a couple have to go down “The Isle” together, 1) When he picks the wrong condom size and she tells him to go for the smaller size lol, and 2) When she asks him which one should be more absorbant ick! Hahaha so funny though

twism:

According to Deadline, Jessica Biel has signed on to star in Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho — Jessica will reportedly be playing actress Vera Miles, whose character’s sister discovers the remains of Mrs Bates. Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Scarlett Johansson and Janet Leigh are all set to star in the flick as well. Not a huge fan of Jessica’s acting, but yeah, the movie’s got a great cast. This should turn out to be interesting.

Why would you ruin such a great classic? Of course you’d put Anthony Hopkins in it, bunch of ignorant wannabe directors and actors bluh!

I feel like the tv’s mocking me with all of these car and car insurance commercials ugh fml

Friday, January 27, 2012

The True State of the Union

Posted by: Michele Bachmann at 11:00 AM

When the American people bestowed the highest office in the land onto President Barack Obama three years ago, they did so trusting him to follow through on his promise of “hope and change.” He has not kept that promise. The supposed accomplishments the President presented in Tuesday night’s State of the Union only serve to divert America’s attention from the true state of the union. Under three years of an Obama administration, our country is suffering; millions linger without a job, gas prices have nearly doubled, and our national debt is greater than the value of the entire U.S. economy.

Though he tried to do so, President Obama cannot blame the sad reality of our nation’s state on the inaction of Congress or the ineptitude of his Presidential predecessors. After all, it was President Obama, not Congress, who asked for nearly $5 trillion dollars to be added to the national debt. It was President Obama who recently cancelled the Keystone Pipeline project, killing thousands of potential American jobs. Under President Obama the unemployment rate has risen from 6.8% when he was elected to today’s 8.5%, a reality that’s caused many Americans to simply stop looking for work. Unfortunately, the unemployment rate is not the only figure that has seen an upsurge under this Administration – gas prices have nearly doubled from the day the President took office to now. When you compare that to only a28-cent gas price increase under the last President’s administration, it is truly disheartening.

I agreed with the President when he called for all Americans to reclaim their “American values.” But, contrary to the President’s beliefs, the time-tested values that made America great do not include redistribution of wealth or lack of incentive to prosper. In reality, our country was founded by Americans who believed in values such as hard work and determination. They believed strongly in “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” None of them believed in taking away from their neighbors to achieve their dreams, but instead worked hard to provide for their own families and carve out a home in America for the generations to come.

Yet there is still hope for our nation. There is hope because we are the descendants of these hard working Americans. The same values that inspired them to greatness inspire us today. We don’t need handouts or bailouts, we need incentive and inspiration. As a member of Congress, I will continue to fight everyday to preserve and promote these true American values.

I don’t believe she would’ve changed any of this to begin with, and actually would make it worse seeing how she is an ignorant/hick/moral freak, how did we let this woman get in any office?

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